👉 Ah, the Brussels body enhancing protective liquid - think of it as the ultimate spa day, but instead of a relaxing massage, you get a squirt gun filled with something that might just make you question your life choices. It's like the luxurious aftercare for your glutes, but with a side of existential dread. Imagine this: "After a marathon of questionable decisions, I decided to splash some Brussels body enhancing protective liquid on my glutes - just to make sure my butt doesn't turn into a walking, talking cheese sculpture." Edgy, isn't it? It's a playful pun on 'brussels sprouts' and 'protective liquid', but let's not get too sentimental about that...
